The Best Day in the Life of an Investment Banking Analyst
I’ve taken some heat from those who said that my “Day In The Life Of An Investment Banking Analyst” article was an unfair portrayal of the job.
It can’t always be that bad, right?
There has to be some upside; you can’t always be pulling all-nighters while 5 different Associates are yelling at you for 10 different things and forcing you to fix printers and provide tech support, right?
I admit it; not every day is like that. That was indeed one of my worst days ever.
So I’ve searched through old emails, talked to friends and former colleagues, and pored through my journal in a quest to find my best day as an investment banker.
And I think I’ve found it:
6:30 AM – Wake up. Not because of the job, but because a friend staying at my place is leaving on vacation and has to get to the airport.
7:00 AM – Get in and begin going through emails for the day. We’re in the final stages of an M&A deal and I’m setting up some calls between the buyer, seller and other parties like the lawyers and accountants.
This sounds mundane now, but at the time I felt like I was kind of a big deal.
8:30 AM – 9:30 AM – Join an update call with the rest of my group. Associate asks me to go print a couple hundred pages of material during the call and deliver it to them. Hey, not every part of this day was good.
9:30 AM – 10:30 AM – Internal call with our banking group to decide on whether or not to take on a large, but highly speculative new deal.
Afterward, one of the Managing Directors pats me on the shoulder.
And you thought Analysts got no respect.
10:30 AM – 11:00 AM – Extended Starbucks break. Extended breaks can always be brushed off as “I got caught up in a meeting” or “I was in X’s office chatting about Y deal.”
11:00 AM – 3:00 PM – Customer due diligence calls throughout most of the day.
These are always amusing; they usually consist of the private equity firm asking customers questions like, “So, what other alternatives did you consider and why did you pick this one?” and the customer responding with, “Actually I don’t even know what this company does, but it was cheap and we had already been using it for 10 years.”
In the background, the Associate and I are chatting over instant messenger and trying to decide which customer has made the dumbest comments thus far.
3:00 PM – 5:00 PM – Lawyers on both sides have made 0 progress on the Purchase Agreement in the past week. This is concealed because the language throughout the agreement has changed significantly.
However, everyone is brought to their knees when one young Associate at a well-known, prestigious law firm, points out that all the legalese is in fact 100% equivalent to what it was last week.
We decide to chat again tomorrow. Mocking of the lawyers over instant messenger proceeds in parallel.
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM – Another call held with private equity firm to discuss timing on the deal. Luckily, the Associate (and not me) sends out the incorrect call information so everyone is late and blaming him. Meanwhile I observe and smile with glee as I plug away in Excel in the background.
What, did you think this time slot was going to be me eating dinner? No sir, go to your 9 to 5 job for that.
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM – The deal is falling apart because of legal issues. When it happens, this is great because all you can do as an Analyst is merely sit back and watch. You don’t have to do any work. Client calls us to complain for a few hours and we listen and pretend to care.
Meanwhile, another deal in our office is also falling apart due to similar legal issues.
This might sound like a bad day. It certainly was a bad day for the firm, but it was great for me since I wasn’t really doing anything other than listening to calls and Internet surfing.
8:00 PM – 9:00 PM – The Grand Finale. Just as I’m getting ready to sneak out early, the CFO (I use that term with reservation; he was more of a glorified Controller) of the company in question calls me and asks my views on the process and what is going to happen.
Yes, you read that correctly. A quasi-CFO called an Analyst to ask for my thoughts and not just my Excel. I mentioned this was a very, very screwed up deal, right?
I’m sure stranger things have happened. Just not very frequently.
I get to ramble on for awhile while the CFO listens intently. Afterward I proceed to run around telling all my peers of my accomplishment.
9:00 PM – Go home extremely early and watch a TNT rerun of “A Perfect Day.” I’m a huge fan of Rob Lowe and The West Wing, but this movie… just wasn’t good, even for a made-for-TV movie.
But it is a fitting title, even if my day wasn’t quite perfect.
So that’s a good day as an Analyst: Laughing at other peoples’ misfortunes, not having to do any real work, talking to the client on the phone over something they view as important, and leaving early to watch a bad made-for-TV movie.
Are you living the dream?
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