Tax Savings As An Investment Banker: Good Luck

Posted by Inquisitor on April 14th, 2008

As an entry-level investment banker, you will be somewhat constrained in your attempts to find a marriage partner. With about 5 hours of free time per week, your options are limited to a) office romance or b) importing a husband/wife. Neither is great, but b) is probably better from a career perspective.

Reasons NOT To Do Investment Banking

Posted by Inquisitor on December 31st, 2007

“I just purchased my third pair of Ferragamo loafers, and I think my wardrobe is nearly complete! Looking into my closet makes me harder than I get when I smell the deep, earthy ink aroma of a fresh WSJ.”
-My Wardrobe, Leveraged Sellout (11/12/2004)
I get a lot of questions on good reasons to say you [...]