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5 Mistakes to Avoid in a Market Meltdown

With all the news over the past few days, I’ve been receiving many panicked emails.

Will banking cease to exist?

Will the “glory days of M&A” ever return?

Is the US really being sold to China once the Fed goes bankrupt?

And most importantly, what should you do?

I don’t have a crystal ball, but I do know what it’s like to go through a recession.  Back in 2000-2002, I was in the midst of starting my own Internet company right as… the “Internet economy” collapsed.

And earlier this year, I watched as most of my friends were laid off and forced into “industry.”

I don’t know how severe this crisis will be or when it will be over, but I do know of 5 mistakes you must avoid if you want to work in finance.

1) Give up on your goals.

I’ve been getting a lot of emails similar to the following:

“I’m at [school name] with a GPA of [GPA] and I’ve had previous internships at [various companies]. Can I still get into finance? Should I just give up?”

The short answer?

I don’t know, but if you give up you definitely won’t get in.

You’re certainly not going to break in effortlessly anymore - even if you go to a top school - and I’ve already been over what to do in a bad market multiple times.

If you’re asking, “But will investment banks even exist in the future?” then the answer is simple: yes, but they will look a lot different.

Companies are always buying other companies and always need to raise money, so banks will always be needed.  

The remaining independent banks may merge with large commercial banks in the future, but there will still be a need for bankers.

2) Go to business school with no (or minimal) work experience.

This is a bad idea no matter what your logic.

Sure, business schools have been targeting younger candidates… but that doesn’t mean that banks are targeting younger applicants.

You stand a minuscule chance of getting into finance coming out of business school if you go straight from undergrad or with very little (1-2 years) experience . When I reviewed Associate-level resumes at my former office, most had at least 5 years of work experience.

It’s tempting to use an MBA as a way to “shield” yourself against the recession, but you’ll be hurting even more if you graduate from business school and still can’t get into finance because you went prematurely.

3) Stay 100% focused on bulge bracket banks.

I feel like I write about this point every single week, but there are now 2 really good additional reasons not to focus on larger banks: Lehman and Merrill no longer exist.

With only 2 independent US-based investment banks remaining, you’d be foolish to spend all your time chasing Goldman or Morgan - after all, who knows how much longer they’ll still exist?

It’s a different story if you were a summer intern at a large bank and are now trying to move somewhere else; in that case you can certainly try for the top names, but you should still consider other options.

But for everyone else, unless you’re applying to everything from the smallest boutiques all the way up, you’re wasting your time.

4) Stay 100% focused on investment banking.

This might seem like a contradiction of point number 1 (not giving up).

But I’m referring to short-term focus: if your long-term goal is to work in private equity or at a hedge fund, you don’t necessarily need to follow “The Track” to get there.

You may find that it’s too difficult to break into banking right now, but that you can get something relevant, go to business school and then go through recruiting again when the economy has improved.

So you should consider related fields, such as Transaction Advisory Services at an accounting firm, consulting (still hurting, but not as badly as banking), and even working in finance at a “normal” company.

And a little birdie told me a lot of startups in New York are looking for Wall Street refugees - they’re always desperate for people, even if you have to take a pay cut.

5) Rely on snake oil solutions.

No, sorry, “online degrees” will not get you into the industry. Neither will spending thousands of dollars on financial training courses.

And placement agencies that can “guarantee” you a spot at a bank?

Well, let’s just say I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you…

I don’t mean to disparage paid products and services: they can certainly be a part of your recruiting strategy, but you shouldn’t rely on them.

Surviving the Meltdown

If you want to survive the meltdown, there’s no magical solution: keep doing what I’ve been suggesting all along, broaden your options, and don’t fall prey to one of these 5 market meltdown mistakes.

And most importantly, in the immortal words of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy:

Don’t Panic.

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Comment by Scared M&A Intern

Another good post inquisitor..nice

What would you be thinking if you saw a resume of somebody that downgraded from a BB intern to a graduate in a no name Boutique?

This monkey didn’t have the bananas to get the job in the BB?

Comment by Inquisitor

Well it’s obviously not a positive sign, but it’s not the end of the world… these days with a crazy market all sorts of strange things are happening. It’s less of an issue if you go to b-school vs. if you pursue PE/other finance first.

 
 
Comment by Jack Payne

Ah, yes, the dominos are set up in a row. Do you think the Feds panic in taking over A.I.G. was because its tentacles reached so far, worldwide, that it risked taking down a host of hedge funds right along with it?

Comment by Inquisitor

Yes, but the threat was wider than just a host of hedge funds.

 
 

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Comment by The Deal Maker

Quick Question,

I have an eye for perfection naturally or always strive to have everything to be perfect and make sure every detail is always accounted for. I guess you could say and some have said that I am slightly OCD.

Would this be a bad thing to mention in interviews and make me seem less attractive as a candidate?

Comment by Ryan

Um, if you say it like that, yes. And not because you’re a perfectionist, but because you’ll sound like… well, like someone the interviewer wouldn’t want to work with.

I may be wrong here, but it’s always poor to list “being a perfectionist” as a weakness. By the nature of the job, being a perfectionist is an absolute strength. Ensuring valuations are exact, titles are lined up on PowerPoints, or pitch books are put together in a manner pristine is an excellent quality.

Comment by Ryan

Unfortunately I am clearly no perfectionist - pristine manner*, rather than manner pristine.

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Comment by The Deal Maker

I agree with your thought process as it seems pretty logical.

It might give the interviewer the idea that I may be difficult to work with.

I guess I kinda of already had an idea but needed some reassurance on the specific topic at hand.

Thanks for the reply Ryan.

 
 
 
Comment by Inquisitor

Agree with Ryan - odd to mention in an interview.

 
 
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Comment by Z$

I was wondering if you could give more information about Financial Consulting (or post an entry about it) and how it compares and contrasts to I-Banking (duties and responsibilities, salary, key players, hours, etc.). Thanks.

Comment by Inquisitor

Will see what I can do.

 
 
Comment by Ashwin

I am wondering what the work environment is like in an investment bank. Do people shout a lot or is it reasonably noisy with telephone rings. Tell me what its like in an average day. Do you feel uncomfortable or uneasy?

I too am interested on how financial consulting compares to ibanking

Comment by Inquisitor

See my “day in the life” and “week in the life” posts. In general people don’t shout and it’s not overly noisy - remember, it’s not a trading floor. But every office is different so your mileage may vary.

 
 
Comment by cliff

these endless new developments in wall street have left me thoroughly confused. is it still desirable to apply for the remaining big names like goldman, morgan, bofa, jpmorgan, barclays, ubs, credit suisse? i feel that its still best to start a career with a big name then go small and it never works the other way around.

also as of now goldman and morgan can have commerical banking arms and the fed has decided to clean everything up. does anyone else sense a conspiracy to centralize all money in the united states?

Comment by skotumk

Inquisitor, I’m also wondering what the implications are for GS MS becoming bank holding companies? does this mean the big bonuses will go away??

Comment by Inquisitor

I don’t think so… things will change, bonuses may be down but effectively they are just like JPM/Citi now… and those banks paid out high bonuses in-line with others. I think people are overly worried - it would have been far worse if they went bankrupt or were acquired.

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Comment by Inquisitor

I don’t know why you -wouldn’t- still apply to those places. No reason not to.

No one really knows what’s going to happen, and there are always conspiracies you could worry about, but in the end it’s better to get out there and take action rather than thinking too much about it.

 
 
Comment by cliff

i think leveragedsellout said it best when they compared the merrill buyout to a situation where target would acquire neiman marcus

Comment by Inquisitor

Yeah that was a great analogy…

 
 
Comment by Ashwin

Is investment banking gonna exist in 10 years time?? and since GD and MG are now officially commercial banks……… what am i gonna do if i want to become a investment banker.

Comment by Inquisitor

Yes, it will just look different. You would go to a commercial bank that also does investment banking (Citi/JPM/GS/MS/BoA) or to a smaller independent bank.

 
 
Comment by smartrip

I’m amazed GS and MS did that. Less than a year ago gov’t regulations were seen as the devil…

Comment by Inquisitor

Yeah, things can change quickly in a year though…. who knows if they would have survived as independent entities, but I think they would have been pressured to change regardless.

 
 
Comment by TJ

How do you think the business models of GS and MS will change with respect to their capital raising efforts? It seems part of this reclassification was intended to de-leverage the companies, but also provide a more stable source of funding other than money markets so then what types of deposits will these companies be taking and what other sources of funding will they have now besides permanent access to the discount window?

I ask because I very much doubt we’ll be seeing a Goldman Sachs branch down the street anytime soon…

Comment by Inquisitor

Yeah they probably won’t open consumer branches anytime soon. I actually don’t think their business models will change all that much, simply because they did this in large part to calm market fears and avoid further panic… they still don’t feel they necessarily *need* the consumer deposits.

Beyond the discount window, I would imagine they will expand their retail deposit businesses (both already have them) and perhaps target the higher-end of the market.

 
 
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