Even though you can easily find real equity research reports via the magical tool known as “Google,” we’ve continued to get questions on this topic.
Whenever I see the same question over and over again, you know what I do: I run to the nearest strip club.
As I did this last week, I thought of the perfect analogy to explain what goes into an equity research report.
If a hedge fund stock pitch is like a trip to the private room at a strip club, an equity research report is like a 3-minute lap dance.
The idea is similar, but it’s a watered-down version of the real thing.
And just like you might have good reasons for getting the lap dance, banks have their reasons for publishing equity research reports:
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